WWE SmackDown Live Results – November 29th, 2016*

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Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch Contract Signing: 

Renee Young introduces Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch. Alexa tells Renee to get out of the ring. Alexa will call Renee if she needs bad fashion advice. Becky pokes fun at Alexa being an Harley Quinn rip off. Alexa originally thought that Becky was a coward that would do anything to avoid her, but now that’s not the case. Becky isn’t clever enough to form an plan. The only reason why Becky escaped Glasgow with her title was because of dumb irish luck. If it wasn’t for that dumb blind referee, Alexa would be the SmackDown Women’s Champion. The WWE Universe agrees with her. The crowd boo’s her and she responds by calling them a bunch of bricks. Becky just figured it out, Alexa reminds Becky of her cousin, they’re blonde, extremely obsessed with glitter and moan when they don’t get their way. Becky’s cousin is four years old, so what’s Alexa’s excuse?

Alexa is not making excuses, her foot was on the bottom rope. Becky understands that, but Alexa could’ve either lost her foot or arm. At TLC, Alexa will not have that option. Becky signs the contract. Alexa would love to know how it is in Becky’s fantasy world where if you’re nice to everybody, you can accomplish anything. Being nice didn’t get Becky in the biggest women’s match of all time at this past years WrestleMania. It wasn’t the reason why she was the first woman on SmackDown to be drafted and it’s sure as hell not the reason why she’s the Women’s Champion, right now. Becky got those things because she’s the WWE version of the honey badger. Alexa has been up here for four months and all she has is nice multi color lips, couple good sound bites on Talking Smack and a victims mentality.

If that’s how Alexa thinks she’s going to become the champion, she has a rude awakening. Alexa is acting like  she’s sick. Becky wants to know if Alexa’s coughing out a fur ball? Alexa says that every time she hears Becky talk, she wants to vomit. Becky needs to realize something. Life is not like Disney, no matter how hard you work, there’s always someone that’s better than you and she’s standing a front of you right now.

Alexa tells Becky to eat her lucky charms, but it won’t change anything when she puts cold water on her straight fire at TLC and become the new SmackDown Women’s Champion. Alexa knows that Becky is not that coherent at speaking, so she wants her to say her name properly. Becky starts attacking Alexa. Alexa with a series of clubbing blows to the back of Becky. Becky drops Alexa with a Bexploder Suplex. Becky drives Alexa into the corner. Becky rams her shoulder’s to the midsection of Alexa. Becky clears the table in the ring. Becky places Alexa on the top rope. Becky goes for a Bexploder off the second rope, but Alexa shoves her through the table.